refridgerator:

my netflix wasn’t working so i called the netflix dude and after he fixed it he said let’s try it out and see if it worked so we watched an hour long movie together and idk i think it was a date 

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i hope i randomly get super hot in the next year or two and everyone is just like “oh shit”

(Source: vampiregrill, via lubricates)

nice-wig-janis:

so i was ordering a top online and put “please” in the discount box and this happened
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i got $0.20c off IM CRYING

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burgrs:

what if flies said “hey” every time they flew by your ear 

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myghela:

The book:

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The movie:

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(Source: proudredwarrior, via disorder)

izzy-swaglin:

can 80s hair, music & fashion please make a comeback?

(Source: izzyswaglin, via qtmaster)